my friends

Paul bert=


filles=

-koumba=
comment s'ennuyer avec elles!?!elle est belle et des qu'elle est la on se tape que des barre! elle est folle et sest sque jprefere chez elle!!!!

-josephine M=
apres la dispute qu'on a eu aujourd'hui on es plus souder que jammais! elle belle et asse intelligente que dir de plus cest superbe amie!!

-frieda=
qu'elle grosse dingue cette fille !!! elle a tjr le mot juste pour rassure et consoler les gens et en plus de sa modeste et intelligente!!!

-sana=
rrrraaa sana une fille belle qui na pas peur de dir la veriter au gens malgre sa petite taille :p !!un superbe fille pas comme les autres!!!

-deborah=
oohh lala deborah une bombe black!!!! qui auser sortir avec bradley!! faut du courage pour fair sa!!!mdr malgre ses 1an de moin ke moi!

-connie=
alors... koi dir sur connie une fille cest une fille belle, intelligente jsui pas sur pour intelligente ptdr jdec' cest une fille que jaime bien charie mais que jdr!!!

gars=

-tony=
tony allias kirikou blanc ki aplus de sentiment est un gars trs mignon quand il entre pas dans les detail de la vie sexuelle des hommes ptdr!!!

-merveil=
un ptit black tres migno lui aussi a la peau douce mdr et qui a un rire special! qui sais consoler les gens en se foutant un peu de sa gueul mais bon...

-imran=
mon pti pakistaner preferer lol!!! super simpa et super chiant en meme temp!!!lol mai jladore ken meme!!! et un peu con par moment aussi!

-matthias=
matthias cest un gars qui des foi ouvre sa bouche quand il devrai pas ! lol je sais jsui simpa! comme vous pouver le constater jaime bien le charier lui aussi!!!!

-valentin=
valentin cest mon marie avec qui jai eu 4 enfant deux jumaux, diabetique et une asmatiket 2 autre tout a fai normal!!! jladore il est super simpas!!!







st exupery=


filles=

-jessica=
une fille super simpa belle et intelligente et se ki fai tout sont charme cest qu'elle nest ken meme pas parfaite psk elle peu etre chiante quand elle veu!!!mdrr

-fanny=
une fille magniphique qui en primaire navai jammais en dessous de 15 en dictee!!! jladore et on se tape bcpde barre avec elle!!!jtdr

-rebecca=
hey rebeccokies!!! ou reb pour les intime!!! jladore cest blague pourrite me fon rire!! ce qui nest pa un exploit dailleur ptdr jlador cest une fille superbe!!!

-clhoe=
une gentille petite fille sans defence timidebelle et ke jadore pour tte cest chose en plus quand elle sennerve cest tres drole a voir !!!! jtdr cloclo

-fella=
alors fella une fille bien sur qui ne se laisse pas faire par les autres et elle cest se kel veu!!! belle avec ses fossette!! jladore kiss

-les autres=
dsl jai un peu la flemme de tte vous mettre vous etes tellement a etre geniales!!que je ne pourrai pa tout ecrire!1! jvous adores tte !!! big gros kiss!!!!!


gars=

-jeremie=
jeremie ou jeje pour les intime!!un gars sur qui on peuconter quand on a un problem il trouve les mots juste pour redonner le sourire!!!! <3

-arthur=
athur ou thuthur pour les intime! un gars completement tarer!!!!!! avec qui on fai ke se taper des barres!!!jtdr tes le meilleur !!!! bisous

-alexandre=
ra mon pti alexandre quand je tes connu tetai petit avec tes cheuveu long CT tres moche dailleur lol!!! et maintenen tes un real bo goss !!! lol jtd

-Iannis= tu me redonne le sourire et jador sa !!!! tu ces parler au gens et sa c un truc enorme merci bcp pour te ce ke tu fai jtdr tes bo intelligent et special dedicace au fille IL ES CELIBATAIRE!!!!!!gros bsx kiss!!!!!

-les autres=
jvou adore tous vous etes les meilleur kiss!!! (jpeu pa tous vous mettre dsl!!!!)



My family=

sisters=

-sarah=
ah!! mon pti makak et ma rageuse preferer ke jadore !!!!!!! tu cache tes sentiment derriere ta violence c pour sa ke tu me frappe tout le temp!!! TU MAIME!!!!!

-johanna=
rrroooo ! ma maniac et vache preferer jtdr toi aussi tu cache tes sentiment derriere ta violence !!! mai je suis tjr la pour te dir ke tu es ... ... ... belle non euh... bref je suis tjrs la koi!!!!!
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# Posté le dimanche 28 juin 2009 08:44
Modifié le jeudi 02 juillet 2009 17:08

POEMES

* Si dieu m'a fait des mains
C'est pour te caresser
* S'il ma donner des bras
C'est pour mieux t 'enlacer________________AiMer EsT Un VeRbE RéGuLiEr
* S'il ma offert des yeux
C'est pour te regarder _____________________QuE SeUL dEuX LèVrEs
* S'il ma fait un nez
C'est pour mieux te sentir____________________SaVeNt CoNJuGuEr
* S' il ma donner une voix
Elle est la pour te bercer
* S'il ma donner une bouche
Ce n'est que pour t'embrasser
* Et si dieu a crée mon coeur
C'est pour que je puisse t'aimer....


On tombe _____________________________________________LeS
amoureux _______Le plus difficil est faire
et comme __________________________________ChAgRiNs D'aMoUr C'eSt CoMMe
a chaque fois ____oublier a la tete ce que
qu'on tombe____________________________UnE BruLuRe,çA LAiSSe ToUjOuR UnE MaRqUe ...
sa fini_________le coeur rappel sans cesse...
par faire mal....


S'il te vient un jour à l'idée_________________________________J'ai

de te suicider,ne le fait pas car si aux yeux du monde______________tout mais

tu n'es rien, aux yeux de quelqu'un____________________________je ne t'ai pas

tu es le monde entier...____________________________________Au final je n'ai

_____________________________________________________rien car tu es tout


_____________________________________Je me suis assise
Devant t'es yeux si beau ce matin , ____________face à la mer
j'ai perdu tous mes moyens alors,_____________essayant de t'oublier
je t'écris ce petit quatrain pour _____________Une vague est venue
te dire queJe Crois que j'ai le béguin..._________ et m'a souffler
_____________________________________Qui aime doit lutter


Quand je suis né, j'étais noir,________________.._______Ta pizza est Italienne
Quand j'ai grandi, j'étais noir,________________.._______Ton couscous est Algérien
Quand j'ai peur, je suis noir,________________________.Ta démocratie est Grecque
Quand je vais au soleil, je suis noir___________________Ton café est Brésilien
Tandis que toi, homme blanc,_______________________Ta montre est Suisse
Quand tu est né tu étais rose,___---________________.__Ta chemise est Hawaiienne
Quand tu as grandi tu étais blanc,____________________Ton baladeur est Coréen
Quand tu as peur, tu est vert,________________________Tes vacances sont Turques
Quand tu va au soleil tu deviens rouge/marron...________..Tunisiennes ou Marocaines
Alors di moi lequel de nous deux ____________________Tes chiffres sont Arabes
Est l'homme de couleurs .... ________________________Ton écriture est Latine
______________________________________________Ton Christ est Juif
_______________________________________Et tu reproches à ton voisin d'être un étranger !


Tu dis que tu aimes la pluie, et tu fermes la fenêtre.
Tu dis que tu aimes les fleurs, et tu les cueilles.
Tu dis que tu aimes les poissons, et tu les manges.
Tu dis que tu aimes les chiens, et tu leur mets une laisse.
Tu dis que tu aimes les oiseaux, et tu les mets en cage.
ALORS quand tu dis que tu m'aimes, j'ai un peu peur...
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# Posté le samedi 27 juin 2009 18:28

mdr

____________________________________________________

Tu Me ReGarDeS,
 Je Te ReGarDe...
 Tu Me SouRiS,
Je Te SouRiS...
 Tu CrOiS QuE Je T'aiMe,
MaiS Je T'eMMerDe !

____________________________________________________
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# Posté le samedi 27 juin 2009 17:29

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Voici 14 chose a faire pour ne pas s'ennuyer dans un supermarche

1) Prendre 24 boites de preservatifs et les distribuer au hasard dans les differents paniers de client sans qu'ils s'en apercoivent.
2) Reglez les alarmes de tous les reveils-matin a 5 minutes d'intervalle chacun .
3) Laissez une trace de jus de tomates dans l'allee menant aux toilettes.
4) Allez voir un employe et dites-lui sur un ton serieux qu'il y a un code 3 dans l'entrepot.
5) Allez au service clientele et demandez-leur de garder votre sac de M&M durant vos courses.
6) Deplacez l'affiche " Attention - Plancher glissant " sur un plancher avec tapis.
7) Montez une tente dans le rayon camping et faites y amener un barbecue pour voir l'effet.
8) Quand un employe vous demande s'il peut vous aider, commencez a pleurer et criez: " Mais laissez-moi tranquille, pourquoi vous me harcelez comme ca ? " ....
9) Regardez droit devant la camera de surveillance et comme devant un miroir, regardez dans votre nez si il n'y aurait pas un petit quelque chose a manger.
10) Promenez-vous partout en regardant autour de vous et en fredonnant l'air de mission impossible.
11) Dans tous les rayons, discutez avec votre ami imaginaire pour lui demander si il acheterait tel ou tel article, observez les reactions...
12) Cachez-vous pres des presentoirs de linge et quand un client vient regarder, dites: " prenez moi, prenez moi! "
13) Quand vous entendez une annonce dans les haut-parleurs, mettre les mains sur vos oreilles, se mettre en position du foetus et criez: " Ah non! Pas encore ces voix dans ma tete !! "
14) Le meilleur surtout...allez dans une chambre d'essayage et crier bien fort: " Hey! Y'a plus de papier de toilette ici! "

Rigolade garantie... ;)
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# Posté le samedi 27 juin 2009 17:19

jai galerer alors metter des coms svp en+ ils sont rendu!!!!!!


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les coms sont rendu sur tout les article cree le 27 juin!!!!!!
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# Posté le samedi 27 juin 2009 17:01
Modifié le dimanche 28 juin 2009 07:44