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Tu Me ReGarDeS,
Je Te ReGarDe...
Tu Me SouRiS,
Je Te SouRiS...
Tu CrOiS QuE Je T'aiMe,
MaiS Je T'eMMerDe !

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# Posté le samedi 27 juin 2009 17:29

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Voici 14 chose a faire pour ne pas s'ennuyer dans un supermarche

1) Prendre 24 boites de preservatifs et les distribuer au hasard dans les differents paniers de client sans qu'ils s'en apercoivent.
2) Reglez les alarmes de tous les reveils-matin a 5 minutes d'intervalle chacun .
3) Laissez une trace de jus de tomates dans l'allee menant aux toilettes.
4) Allez voir un employe et dites-lui sur un ton serieux qu'il y a un code 3 dans l'entrepot.
5) Allez au service clientele et demandez-leur de garder votre sac de M&M durant vos courses.
6) Deplacez l'affiche " Attention - Plancher glissant " sur un plancher avec tapis.
7) Montez une tente dans le rayon camping et faites y amener un barbecue pour voir l'effet.
8) Quand un employe vous demande s'il peut vous aider, commencez a pleurer et criez: " Mais laissez-moi tranquille, pourquoi vous me harcelez comme ca ? " ....
9) Regardez droit devant la camera de surveillance et comme devant un miroir, regardez dans votre nez si il n'y aurait pas un petit quelque chose a manger.
10) Promenez-vous partout en regardant autour de vous et en fredonnant l'air de mission impossible.
11) Dans tous les rayons, discutez avec votre ami imaginaire pour lui demander si il acheterait tel ou tel article, observez les reactions...
12) Cachez-vous pres des presentoirs de linge et quand un client vient regarder, dites: " prenez moi, prenez moi! "
13) Quand vous entendez une annonce dans les haut-parleurs, mettre les mains sur vos oreilles, se mettre en position du foetus et criez: " Ah non! Pas encore ces voix dans ma tete !! "
14) Le meilleur surtout...allez dans une chambre d'essayage et crier bien fort: " Hey! Y'a plus de papier de toilette ici! "

Rigolade garantie... ;)

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# Posté le samedi 27 juin 2009 17:19

jai galerer alors metter des coms svp en+ ils sont rendu!!!!!!

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les coms sont rendu sur tout les article cree le 27 juin!!!!!!

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# Posté le samedi 27 juin 2009 17:01

Modifié le dimanche 28 juin 2009 07:44

la guerre contre l'intelligence...

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cet article a ete fait par ma soeur Johanna (donc petite soeur = moi)

J'aimerai dédier o moin un article a tte les conneries.. labsuce ;p .. blondissité.. kon peu sortir...
Jaimerai dc pr cela remercier les plu grandes sorteuses de conneries : Sarah..Cecilia

Alor pr commencer la frase culte.. : Qd je mange.. je ne menten pa réflechir..

Et tte les conneries ki fon sourir..:
-labsuce vive msn :p
-fast foof il fo de tt pr fair un monde ..non?
-il fait soleil du verbe être..c pg mathieu :p
-23h du soir... non du matin :p
-rayon et pa.. reillon hein filip
-jchouche .. vu com ca on dirai une petite ereur sans importance.. sof kan on c ke c une italienne ki la sorti et ke chouch en italien veu dire fouf.. bravo clara ;)
-jenten lodeur c possible..?:p
-courbatur a loeil oui ca doi fair mal...
-y a d bruit de pigeon ds les ecouteur de la gare... oh ui celle la es tre special...
- oh le metro ca a d roues!! ptite dedicass a mes campagnar.. bouzeu pr les intimes mdr
-nous connaissons tous le principe du metro et d ticket sof kelke pers... ki mette le tiket et ne comprenne pa pk les portes ne souvre pa...Saraaaa fo reprendre ton ticket!!!!
-heu.. bambi c le petit du cerf.. ou c juste un nom donner com ca?... mdr vive les mot croise
-A Catia so bebe quando ta bebada .. merci cecilia pr cette logik ;) (pr les non guesh : catia ne boi que quand elle es bourer..)
-Cecilia es en forme..: Ele namora ? 2menos um quarto .. (pr les non guesh : il a une copine? il es 2h moin quar)
-sarah persuader detre sobre : ils son ou les murs?...
-en pleine aprem on atta le rer a perpete sara a faim elle saproche du distibuteur met largen et la le momen du choi... elle fai le numero et la drame : ms pk ca tombe pa??? .. peu etre pck ta fai le numero du rang ou y a plu rien..
-nou savon tous fair copier/coller sur le pc .. y en a ki on une technik tre interressante on fai copier pui on regarde sa feuille pr voir si ca passe du pc a une feuille...
-hey sarah pense a un legume : saucisse!
-y a d gen kan ils von o macdo il descende en ba.. ds les chiottes manger.. pa mal sara ;)
-Mathieu en forme ..: "il fai comen deja l'ane?meuh..??" mdrr
-Laura a fond ds sa musike... elle ecoute un CD et dun cou... : ca capte plus!!!! mdrr
-ne pa me parler kan je parle a moi mm...
-pq y a pa le bresil a leuro 2004??
-fai nou des pattes de grenouille c certainemen tre bon sarah ....
-un canar sa vole en triangle mdrrrr
- "ojourdui g fi le menage a fon...du toit o plafon! " c pg mathieu ta du te donner a fon!
- ds la rue on se balade trankil kan sara tourne la tete et nou sor : "oh une limousine!!!! euh... ah non ....." dc je me retourne et je vois quoi.. un car .. jessai de me rassurer :" sara ta pa confondu un car av une limousine qd mm...???" et SI....
- aurelien ki se leve sa donne : "je ne peu pa me lever et reflechir en mm tps" c ce ke japele un vrai blon :p:p
- g apri kelke chose ojourdui grâce à cette frase de marilia : "kan mes den son né" javai pa remarker ke tetai enceinte de dents :p
- nou connaission tous claude françois ms sara elle connaissai claude françoué
- toma este cd e faz uma fotocopia jvai tester de fair une fotocopie dun cd pr voir ce ke ca donne :p
-ma ptite soeur enerve vers sarah et moi : "si vs continuez come ça vs allez avoir un punition" , moi :" punition... av un gran K?" ma ptite soeur tre enerve : " ouiiiiiiiiiiii un gran K!!!!" ... mdrr
-son phone reçoi pa les m&ms
-on ma tjr di ke jfai plus vieu ke mon age
- on etai a imonimonimo.. et on a vu d bete de bandeur!!! euh vendeur...
- "la lampe torpe" o lieu de la lampe torche.. bravo mathieu!
- di maman le caramel tu le fai avec le sucre rapide ou le sucre lent?? mdrrrrr

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# Posté le samedi 27 juin 2009 14:15

Modifié le dimanche 28 juin 2009 07:52